Thursday, November 5, 2009
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You are so bad,
And very cruel.
Vanilla is my favorites,
Strawberries are yours,
But if you eat it just right,
People might think you’re 9 month dues.
When I grew up,
When you grow up,
When you walk into the field,
Everybody starts to ask,
Who’s that girl so big sized,
Is she pregnant, dues today?
I have a lame friend,
I call her Chubby Cherub,
She has a fat stomach,
Like a hot air balloon.
When you smile or when you cry,
They say you look like a fallen angel,
Only the problem with your fake tears,
I’ll never buy it the way they do.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch water from the well,
You eat but never pays the bill,
Your stomach is bloated and too swell.
When Nostroudomus predict future,
He was always right,
But when you plan the future,
There’s nothing gonna be right.
‘alls well that ends well’
I make that my motto,
‘do evil within a day as well’
Now that’s your motto.
Black and white are opposites,
Ying and Yang are too sides,
You and me ain’t getting anywhere
Coz we all know how cheeky you can be.
I’m a yellow belt,
You’re a white belt,
She’s a red belt,
With a stomach that never fits the belt.
Out of sight, out of mind,
You shut up and I smile,
You’re fat, there’s no doubt,
You’re a demon, am I right?
Saturday, October 17, 2009
There’s one time, anyhow, I thought that she made the world go around… that Cherub has an evil nature that you can’t imagine from her appearance. One evil each day, or more… mostly by gossiping using her laser mouth with her friend… in short, she made it her motto to do one evil thing each day.
I have just like being controlled by the Cherub.. I became the demon’s hands and feet… and was made to work like a slave…
I think when the demon fell in love, it became even worse. I don’t even know when her destined soul mate will appear..
And today, finally what I want to say is those dreadful days have come again! Thank you. My biggest enemy has fallen in love!
Seriously! With someone from the higher form that I don’t even know. This surprising story would be the best story of the year! Who could be her prince charming? Maybe the same sized guy! Hehehe..
And the guy must have been born at the bottom of misfortune to have such a big sized secret admire… I would bet my life to be open a Detective Agency or even to be a detective by my own to investigate and finally, find out who’s the MG (Mysterious Guy)/UG(Unlucky Guy).
Now, she has fallen in love, so, by anyhow, to revealed her secret is only by doing a complete investigation to pave the way for her love! Oh yeah.. what type of guy did she like? Maybe she has a bad taste or that she like unique guys!
The nominees are
1) a big bodied sized Sumo Coach that can treat her to weight-gaining stew.
2) The Indies rocker who can treat her to dried delicious seafood.
Maybe she doesn’t care about the outlook appearance.
Another uncool-at-all fact about Chubby Cherub is she’s very selfish when it come to her own desires. “Selfishness Controls The World”.
I HATE YOU!!!
You say that
True feelings that I can’t say
Force expectations and dreams
Justice that seems adult-like
Unknown if its white or black
A vague and mean reality
“I’m all right” is a convenient phrase
Suddenly, I’ve become a liar
Every time I’m asked if I’m all right
Suddenly, I’ve forgotten how to smile
While I wander about myself
The truth is I’m just pretending to be tough
Monday, October 12, 2009
classmate like her is hard for the other… but they just don’t get it… when I
get bump into her, it’s feel like something similar to a murder intent… then,
I will just run away.. simple but it does work with me…
Well, the big sized Cherub is actually a gourmet! She can cleared up everything
Good served for her in minute… but, she’s always pretend like she didn’t eat much…
just a little.. but, can you imagine that someone who eat only a quarter of plate
can grew to an enormous sized… double xl shirts!!! She has an abnormal attachment
or intense grudge against food… rather than a gourmet, it’s much more accurate to
say that she’s a glutton.. she’s always in love with the food!
She’s honest with her own desires.. she thinks that she can conquer the
whole school… but it is impossible!! As long as I’m still here, I’ll be an ally!!
I’ll help out those innocent and figure out ways to vanquish the demon
forever and bring happiness to the whole school!
When she’s around me, I feel like I’m always running about, and I can’t relax!
Ah! It feels good when she’s out from school for some reason…
Sometime, I think that she look like a molester lurking around the school..
I still remember the day when we go to a camp together, when I saw her lying
on the bed, I feel like she’s bear who escaped the zoo! Oh.. chubby cherub!!!
Sometime, I think she want to be a………….
Doubled-chinned bear with a fat belly… so funny…
she’s so insistent… I never get along with her well.. I just can’t quit at this rate!! She’s also too slow when she walks… maybe she wants to show everyone how good is her manner..
why people always listen to her? Maybe they like Cherub after all… there some people who always follow her and always admit that she’s always right..
oh…. I need break…
I still remember one day, she talk about my close friend named Luvpeace…
She said that how can a slim-bodied Luvpeace can eat more than she do? Then I just answer that
She is very hungry and she only eat once a day… her mind is so unpredictable!
Last week, she get annoyed because one of our classmate wasn’t courteous…
“don’t you know how to speak politely?”, she yelled to him in front of his own girlfriend..
That drop-dead macho classmate just leave her with her anger alone.. she even reported the case to the teacher… somehow, we called her, Chubby Cherub The Claimant, The Reporter, The Retort Stand… pretty freakin' true!!
There’s one time when she do something wrong, she will put the blame on someone that she doesn’t like… yeah! She that type of person… sometime, she will always exaggerating.
One time, she said that the person who had been caught by dating at the school will received 50
Points of demerit… but the truth is they just received 15 points of demerit! Isn’t that
Exaggerating? School today are terrible with her lurking around… finding our mistakes to report it to the discipline teacher… maybe this is the destiny I’ve been born with..
Then, let’s just say, if she has a friend and if she said that her friend is
Stupid, their relationship will go smoothly… she’s the one who do that!
But she never know that she’s the one who is very very super duper stupid!!!
Some of our classmates said that they won’t made mistakes by following her way..
And they also advised me to follow her way.. what?? Is that a joke or what? Follow her way? Over my dead body first….!!!
Oh yeah! Before I forgot about this… she has her own group.. I called them as The TLC
Which means… The Tudung Labuh Clan…
Their Respective Members: The Honor Chubby Cherub
They are always gossiping me and my other friend like “ they are like prostitutes!
Why did they allow their boyfriend touch their hands?”, Cherub…
“ hey! I saw them dating just now! They’re shameless!!”, Khaty…
“ don’t they have other works to do? It’s better than dating!”, Fitri…
The TLC always criticizing on people who have boyfriend.. they’re jealous of us!!
Coz it seems like they doesn’t have boyfriend at all… we can called them as realistic
or they don’t have dream at all or they are strangely cold or also could it possible to be…
that guy in the school wouldn’t give them the time of their day……The Chubby is too big!!
She’s 78kg!! that’s true! she wears double xl shirts!!! Khaty, has a problem with her hair…
her hair style is out of date!!! It’s like David Arumugam’s hair style…
also like the clown’s wig… hyu!!! A wiggly, wiggly hair… it’s awful! and Fitri is cheeky!!
Her mouth is as the same as Murai.com… She can talk a person down in 5
seconds!!! What a record!
The Conclusion? We are slightly different from each other!!
I’m sick of her… she’s really different from my expectation….. that’s right!
Why???? Well… It’s ok… it’s natural for people hearts to change… life can be worse…
She’s really pisses me off… I’ve never encountered that before…
She would bet her life to talk a person down..
Her vast stock of knowledge wouldn’t lose to any master…
“You may argue you way with the teacher, but it won’t work with me…”
The demon always say that!
If you get me, I’ll get you…
If you don’t, I still get you..
That was her motto…
I think society is unjust…
In short, some people were born under the lucky star,
And some were born at the very bottom of misfortune.
That’s what I thought.
Are you ready to read the whole story that’ll made you cry for my sake..?
Even so, I thought, that evil will be repayed.
But for some reason, she has been called as an ally or an angle that always
help the innocence …
since I’ve entered high school, this is the first time that
I’ve felt very uneasy in the class…
Many people admired her… they said that she’s hot!!!
Sweet smile, intelligence, kind hearted, beautiful manner girl…
Although she has a big sized body, she still got the attention from some guys..
I think these guy are the one who doesn’t judge the book by their cover..
Maybe they think that size doesn’t show out the true ascent of pure heart..
Big size outside but small, pure, white, reverenced, consecrated, immaculate,
Free from stain, blemish or fault and very beautiful heart of an ally that you
couldn’t never ever possibly think about…
some people also said that she’s smart, but she still can’t beat me… every mother
would bet their life to have a daughter like her… and everyone is envious…
because she got everything maybe…coz she was born under a lucky star… maybe…
because they never know her like I do…
I’m getting crazy about this!!!!
Ever since was born, I’ve never been glad to have a friend like this..
A friend that eat their own friend…
How many times have I faced disaster because of that demon…? So many time..
I know people said that hardships would make you better..
But they don’t know how dreadful my friend are… Erm…
Correction, my enemy…
Some also said that people grow up when they experienced hell..
So, I said… just go to hell… there, you won’t grow up, but you’re
gonna burn up to ash!!
The pitiful me is the only one who knew the friend’s evil nature..
It’s scary if you are the only one who know the friend’s true nature…
By the way, people always talk about her… she’s great, she’s nice,
she’s complete, and so on….
This is all because people said that in society, a good personality isn’t
Enough… so, if you are very pretty or awesome, cute enough to be the covered
Page Of any magazines, people would always said that it is not enough.
You must have many more extra character like she has…
Teacher said, compared to her, I’m still incompetent….
But I don’t ever think so! Please!!! At least, I’m lighter than the demon..
Teacher always criticizing me.. but I don’t pout coz I still respect the teacher..
My Life Is Suck With You Around….
My life is brilliant, My life is pure….
That was a very long time ago, when I never ever met you….
Chubby Cherub!!!! (Perempuan montel perasan suci)
Time past slowly… before this horrible story of mine started,
I am a cheerful girl, with a sweet smile and never ever have an enemy…
Then, a year ago, my dad was transferred to this spooky place I called KS Town…
Every single things is complete about this town.. I love this place… its just like heaven…
Dad sent me to an ordinary school… there I met various kind of friends…
Making friends was my favorite job… Anyone can be my friend as long as they have a
smile and a Sincere heart…
The first day was not easy… As a new student, I’m a little bit shy…
This is the list of the first 10 person-to-be-my-Friend on the 1st day of school in KS
It was tooooooooooo long for me to tell you before the spooky and bizarre day
Let’s just forward the story….
2 Months Later…
I started to date with a guy from the same class. His name is Buz Lightyear.
And if I know this horrible things will appear soon as I started the relationship,
I swear, I’ll never started it!!!!